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Article for The Reductress: You should never have to stop looking for love—not even while making dinner! You’re already holding conversations with 20 different men on Tinder with one hand, but who says it’s impossible to cook a delicious meal at the same time? Here are a few recipes that require just one hand, so you can use Hand #2 to sort through those matches.

I Visited San Francisco’s Worst-Rated Yelp Restaurants and Got Food Poisoning

Strip Clubs Have Some of the Best Food Specials in Town. I Reviewed Five of Them.

I Spent a Month On Religious Dating Websites, and I Did Not Get #Blessed

2018 Slingshot Fund National Guide-Copywriting the profiles for 13th Slingshot Guide to Jewish Innovation

2018 Slingshot Fund Chicago Guide-Copywriting the profiles for 13th Slingshot Guide to Jewish Innovation

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Newsletters for ChopChop Magazine

Newsletter for Bay Area Pun-Off

Copywriting for Avital Tours Newsletter

Copy for the Go Game website and marketing materials

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For Back to the Roots

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For Avital Tours

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